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Friday, October 22, 2010

GTFOOHWTBS - Vol. 1 - Adriano

Hey Adriano,

Word on the street is you might return from injury in order to be available for the weekend fixture. Actually, that isn’t the word on the street, that’s what you’ve told the press. To your credit, you have said that you weren't sure whether you'd be ready for the clash with Parma, but you did say you’d be ready within the week.


Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Your gaffer said you aren’t even training with the team right now. He said that you’ve been “working apart from the rest of the squad”. I’m pretty sure that if you’re kicking the ball against the fence in your backyard; you’re not ready to play in a Série A match for Roma.

You’re visibly out of shape, and the last time you played in Série A, you scored 3 goals in 12 league matches.

Then you retired from Football.

Then your contract was terminated.

Then you started playing in Brazil.

Then you came back to Europe, now you’re hurt, and I’m pretty sure you’re not getting much healthier.

If a fat Spiderman can catch you, you aren’t ready to play.

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